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+ flowerkohai:

Fuck me hard before you go.

flowerkohai:

Fuck me hard before you go.

Posted 1 month ago.
My visit to get screened for cancer:
Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Me: "Friend."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me: "11."
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: "I fuck girls."
Posted 1 month ago.
misswho221b:


casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

misswho221b:

casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

Posted 1 month ago.
shirtlifting:

Cameron Dallas

shirtlifting:

Cameron Dallas

Posted 1 month ago.
+ myhotpapi:

http://myhotpapi.tumblr.com/archive

myhotpapi:

http://myhotpapi.tumblr.com/archive

Posted 1 month ago.
+ suckmynutz:

Worked up, at work.
via sayachuck @ http://ift.tt/1p5EqIv

suckmynutz:

Worked up, at work.
via sayachuck @ http://ift.tt/1p5EqIv

Posted 1 month ago.

wellcoached:

"You boys settle down up there," Dad yelled. Then he started to worry that it was a little too quiet up there…

Posted 1 month ago.
nmmn24u:

boyzwhat:

æ♥


Who doesn’t love doing this?

nmmn24u:

boyzwhat:

æ♥

Who doesn’t love doing this?

Posted 1 month ago.
bionict0ast:

Holy Sh!t, that’s it, God I’m ready to die now. I want this to be the last thing I remember

bionict0ast:

Holy Sh!t, that’s it, God I’m ready to die now. I want this to be the last thing I remember

Posted 1 month ago.
tfootielover:

bite my lips like that and you own me *sighs*

tfootielover:

bite my lips like that and you own me *sighs*

Posted 1 month ago.
Posted 1 month ago.
+ mysteriousmitch:

ahah the notes on this… xD miss bloody satindesoie tho.

mysteriousmitch:

ahah the notes on this… xD miss bloody satindesoie tho.

Posted 1 month ago.
tom-gayle:

Source: http://justusgays.net - FOLLOW ME - CUM WITH ME

tom-gayle:

Source: http://justusgays.net - FOLLOW ME - CUM WITH ME

Posted 1 month ago.
geyecandy:

Satisfy your sweet tooth with: gEye Candy

geyecandy:

Satisfy your sweet tooth with: gEye Candy
Posted 1 month ago.
+ midnightboys75:

boardiesandbonds:

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Midnightboys75Follow Me!

midnightboys75:

boardiesandbonds:

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Midnightboys75Follow Me!

Posted 1 month ago.